Wednesday, October 31, 2001

| 10:03 AM |
And there's a memory of a window looking through I see you
Searching for something I could never give you
And there's someone who understands you more than I do
A sadness I can't erase, all alone on your face.

-3eb

| 10:01 AM |
I go home to the coast, it starts to rain
I paddle out on the water alone
Taste the salt and taste the pain
I'm not thinking of you again

And I've never been so alone
And I've never been so alive.

- 3eb

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

| 9:56 PM |
"I don't ask for much from the world. But when it doesn't deliver, I get really pissed off!" -Me, in response to BC's comment that I'm an angry person.

Monday, October 29, 2001

| 7:25 PM |
Shush, don't bother me, I'm looking at the new J. Crew catalogue.

| 3:10 PM |
For whatever kind of crappy day I'm having, God is making it up to me by presenting me with two cherry parking spaces at two different locations.

| 12:36 PM |
The week started off with a phone call at eight in the morning. One that wasn't horrible, but one that I could've definitely done without.

Sunday, October 28, 2001

| 1:09 PM |
Last night I dreamt that you were coming over to my house to watch Episode I because you had never seen it before.

I was so excited.

| 1:25 AM |
When I left Beck's Halloween party, it was 2 AM.

When I got home, it was 1:18 AM.

I dressed up as the token Hip Asian whose presence is required at every party.

A very cute M&M made a pass at me, but I was too drunk to do anything about it. I'm a fucking fool.

Gary's roommate talked to me for awhile, but lost interest, so I guess that means I'm not her type and/or a very boring guy. But we had so much in common. Girls suck.

The Ess-Dog (my roommate as well as my ride to the party) got even more drunk than me, had a drunken semi-nervous breakdown, and started crying when I asked her what was wrong. She almost made me cry too, but I don't hate her.

So I got a ride home from Christie. Go Christie, you rock.

I'm sitting in my underwear now because all of my clothes reek of smoke. Yeah, I bet you're all picturing me sitting in my boxers at my computer. You're all shuddering, I know.

I guess the one good thing that came out of the night was that I had a bunch of good laughs with Droo. Other than that, I'm having difficulty in justifying why I didn't just stay home for the night in the first place.

Saturday, October 27, 2001

| 5:59 PM |
Funny how seeing something can remind you of someone, except you never really thought about how that thing was associated with that someone.

Yeah, that was confusing. But there's a girl walking down my street right now, and the sleeves on her sweatshirt are pulled up over her forearms. I know someone who used to do that.

* swoon *

Friday, October 26, 2001

| 11:02 PM |
Pasadena is the coolest show. I got home from work at 5 and FX showed the first two episodes. And then Episode #3 was on Fox tonight! Rock. Martin Donovan is the coolest man alive.

| 9:42 AM |
It might not look like it, but I am having a good hair day.

Thursday, October 25, 2001

| 11:53 AM |
The WB is a fucked-up network.

Two cancelled weddings and a death in eight days on three shows.

Thursday, October 18, 2001

| 8:55 PM |
"I attract sick, sad people." - Mark Eitzel

I do, too. But they're far more beautiful than the rest of us.

Monday, October 15, 2001

| 12:18 AM |
Well, I'm amidst the slightly manic time that usually follows a short-lived depressive lull. I don't want to go to bed, but I know I should. Or maybe I should stay up all night and then go to work all day tomorrow, and that would be really funny because I'd just be falling asleep at work. And no one would find that funny, except maybe M, because he's twelve. And twelve-year-olds laugh easily.

Saturday, October 13, 2001

| 11:59 PM |
"The only second chance we get is the chance to make the same mistakes again."

- State and Main

Thursday, October 11, 2001

| 10:51 AM |
after saying "bunnyman" three times, from the shadows i suddenly heard footsteps crunch gravel and before i could turn around i was pinned to the ground by the trix rabbit.

he snarled, "yo, now you're part of my complete breakfast, bitch."

- Perceptions

| 10:30 AM |
From The Onion's Job Hunting Tips (10/10/01):

When waiting for a job interview and a fellow applicant is there, strike up a conversation. Then, when it's your turn to be interviewed, stand up and say, "See ya, sicko." Explain to the interviewer that he invited you to a goat-sex orgy.

Beastiality jokes always make me laugh.

Monday, October 08, 2001

| 7:44 PM |
This found its way into my inbox today:

To: jeffdixon@earthlink.net
From: robby@bluesky.com
Subject: attention time travelers and aliens
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2001 18:02:53

If you are an alien disguised as human and or have the technology
to travel physically through time I need your help!

Also if you are from, I'm not sure this is the correct
pronunciation: The planet (Valnator) please reply.

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by a very evil
women of my past.
I have suffered tremendously!

I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life
from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!

Only if you are an alien or have this technology please send me a
separate email to:

core0139@aol.com

Thanks
Robby

Friday, October 05, 2001

| 7:54 PM |
Muff: A roll of fur that is made so a person can put one hand in each end. Sentence: Muffs keep your hands warm.
muff (muf) noun, plural muffs
- MacMillan Dictionary for Children, 1975.

Harold: I just love being in this place. I love being around all this meat.
- Hey Arnold (Nickelodeon)

Thursday, October 04, 2001

| 11:32 PM |
Quinn: The shockwave must have created a sub-space fracture!
Stormy: Ha ha! Take that, sub-space!
Quinn: Shut up.
Stormy: No.

- SeaLab 2021

| 8:59 PM |
Added to my list of Things That Make Me Smile:

Watching a flock of kindergarteners run across an abandoned blacktop because it's time to play Scooter Hockey.