IT HARDLY MATTERS Back to Main Index Browse the Archives	Thursday, June 30, 2005 ( 05:19 PM ) Summer is in full effect, biotches!! ( 10:52 AM ) Narcissism RULES Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||| 22% Schizoid |||||||||| 34% Schizotypal |||||||||| 34% Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% Borderline |||||||||||| 42% Histrionic |||||||||| 34% Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 66% Avoidant |||| 14% Dependent |||||||||||| 46% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Personality Disorder Test personality tests by similarminds.com ( 10:43 AM ) Brain Lateralization Test Results Right Brain (34%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (70%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained? personality tests by similarminds.com Wednesday, June 29, 2005 ( 05:16 PM ) So iTunes now offers podcast subscriptions. Are you trendy enough to deal with it?? My current subsciptions: Loveline, Coverville, The Rock and Roll Geek Show (pretentious to the max!), and Amysue Sings a Song. I don't know if I can deal with subscribing to an actual person's blog, it would most likely drive me insane. We'll see if I find a good one. Monday, June 27, 2005 ( 11:44 PM ) Listen up, world: I have found the Ultimate Cockroach Killing Machine -- a common, ordinary hair dryer!! Plug it in and unleash its heatful fury on the little bastards at your whim!! Regain control of your domain!! I used it on a cockroach loose in our bedroom tonight. I knocked it off the ceiling with a broom and since it was moving way too fast to catch with a cup (we have no Raid), and Megan's hair dryer was right there, I grabbed it and turned it on and blew the bugger into the corner and cooked it in like ten seconds. A little finesse was needed to keep it from scurrying/being blown away since a strange wind pattern is created by the dryer being blown into the corner. Once you get it right, you can get it trapped right in the corner where the floor meets the two walls and it's sent straight to the big roach motel in the sky! Of course, for this method to work for you, my dear reader, it helps to have a certain amount of unobstructed space in which to use a hair dryer to blow the roach into the corner and the space must be within the cord's reach. But the results are quick and satisfying!! The cats were a bit disappointed, though, with me killing their playmate/entertainment and all. And I really need to find out where these six-legged fuckers are getting into the apartment. Saturday, June 25, 2005 ( 10:57 AM ) Favorite headline from this week's 2056 issue of the Onion: Tokyo Police Quell Dance Dance Revolution Sunday, June 19, 2005 ( 01:59 PM ) Most likely to secede! Tuesday, June 14, 2005 ( 08:32 PM ) The Republicans are the Family Values Party, indeed! Porn star attending GOP fund-raiser Mary Carey plans run for lieutenant governor Tuesday, June 14, 2005 Posted: 9:05 PM EDT (0105 GMT) WASHINGTON (AP) -- Blond porn star, political candidate. And now you can add one more line to Mary Carey's resume: Republican booster. Carey was in Washington Tuesday to attend the President's Dinner, an annual fundraiser put on by the National Republican Congressional Committee and the National Republican Senatorial Committee. Monday, June 13, 2005 ( 10:05 PM ) In the annals of history, Monday, June 13, 2005 will forever be known as "Black Monday" for the following reasons: 1) Paris Hilton announces she will give up life in the public eye. 2) Destiny's Child calls it quits. 3) Michael Jackson found not guilty on all charges. Friday, June 10, 2005 ( 10:11 AM ) Tabloids reported that Christian Bale wants the Batman to get some Bat-tang in the next movie. Bro, didn't you hear? The Batman got laid in every previous movie and even in the animated movie!! Now, if you're talking about getting action while dressed up as a superhero, well, you sure are showing your eccentricity a little early in the game, no? Thursday, June 9, 2005 ( 03:28 PM ) It's the end of the world as we know it! ( 03:20 PM ) Uh, sorry Tommy boy. Your outburst on Oprah was pretty much mock exuberance as well... Cruise Pokes Fun at Himself on Leno Thu Jun 9, 1:06 PM ET LOS ANGELES - Tom Cruise may be in love, but he can still poke fun at himself. Cruise played to the crowd on "The Tonight Show" Wednesday, jumping on Jay Leno's couch and pumping his arms as he mocked his exuberant display of affection for Katie Holmes on "The Oprah Winfrey Show." Wednesday, June 8, 2005 ( 08:03 AM ) There's a really vulgar joke here that I won't make... Stop! Are those live fish under your skirt? 'Flipping' noises from woman catch airport officials' attention Wednesday, June 8, 2005 Posted: 8:30 AM EDT (1230 GMT) MELBOURNE, Australia (Reuters) -- An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport. Tuesday, June 7, 2005 ( 12:48 PM ) Good news! No matter who had won the election in 2004, we still would've been stuck with an idiot! Kerry, Bush had similar grades Tuesday, June 7, 2005 Posted: 10:33 AM EDT (1433 GMT) BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- Sen. John F. Kerry's grade average at Yale University was virtually identical to President Bush's record there, despite repeated portrayals of Kerry as the more intellectual candidate during the 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry had a cumulative average of 76 and got four Ds his freshman year -- in geology, two history courses and political science, The Boston Globe reported Tuesday. ...Bush's highest grade at Yale was an 88 in anthropology, history and philosophy. He received one D in his four years, a 69 in astronomy, and improved his grades after his freshman year, the transcript showed. Saturday, June 4, 2005 ( 05:42 AM ) It's good to get up before the sunrise! Friday, June 3, 2005 ( 09:43 PM ) He's back, biotches!!