IT HARDLY MATTERS Back to Main Index Browse the Archives	Friday, May 28, 2004 ( 11:51 PM ) So tomorrow's the Big Day ... not for me, but for my good friends Francisco and Lisa! For me, weddings are always exciting, but tomorrow's even more excitinger because I'm the best man. Maybe it's because I totally dig on being in front of a large crowd. I dunno. The tux I'll be wearing, though, fits great! And looking good's what counts when you're the best man. I was discussing this with Dale this morning, in fact. We came to the conclusion that his only role in Megan and mine's wedding will be to stand there and look purdy. Unless he wears a Camelbak filled with liquor under his coat, in which he will look like a hunchback. If that is to be the case, it was my suggestion that he carry a bell with him to ring occasionally. I apologize if my Victor Hugo reference has passed you by completely. Good night. Tuesday, May 25, 2004 ( 02:15 PM ) UGH! Sunday, May 23, 2004 ( 01:15 AM ) God bless the children, indeed. Monday, May 17, 2004 ( 10:37 PM ) So I'm the Best Man in Francisco and Lisa's wedding, which is closing in fast. I should really get on writing that speech. But, as evidenced by my complete lack of writing anywhere around here, I am totally putting it off. That's not so say I haven't been planning it out for a long time, it's just that I should batten down the hatches ("Batten"? Is that a word??) and put the bastard on paper. I mean, I know how it'll start: "So, many of you might not know this, but I kinda played matchmaker for Francisco and Lisa. And let me tell you -- it wasn't easy getting these two together." Monday, May 10, 2004 ( 09:47 PM ) Okay, so for the record: I started reading Dan from the Real World Miami's blog like a week BEFORE he got busted pulling a Pee-Wee!! I'm not a trendy blog reader, honest! ( 06:44 PM ) Bowled six games on Saturday night...sore...can't walk right...hurts to sit...ow.... Thursday, May 6, 2004 ( 06:15 PM ) daktaris: rush limbaugh likens the acts in those torture photos to what madonna or britney spears does on stage DocPenfold: hahaha DocPenfold: did he admit to being aroused by both ( 09:51 AM ) "Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!" - Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest Monday, May 3, 2004 ( 11:19 PM ) Ex-Celebrity Sighting of the Day: former MTV VJ Jesse Camp at the grocery store. Motherfucker is TALL. Sunday, May 2, 2004 ( 10:07 PM ) Damn, where did last week go? Just kinda disappeared. Hm. Los Angeles is effing HOT right now. According to weather.com it's 79 degrees out. So nice.