IT HARDLY MATTERS Back to Main Index Browse the Archives	Saturday, April 29, 2006 ( 08:02 AM ) Okay, so I haven't been updating here much this month. This will change, I promise. In the meantime, I've been posting up a storm over at my MySpace blog. It's all about 24, but hey, it's something. And it's radical. Thursday, April 27, 2006 ( 07:48 AM ) FREE SNOOP DOG Snoop Dogg Reportedly Arrested at Airport Thu Apr 27, 7:42 AM ET LONDON - Rapper Snoop Dogg and five associates were arrested after a fracas at Heathrow Airport that injured seven police officers, British media reported Thursday. The Press Association news agency said members of the star's entourage had hurled bottles of whisky and argued with staff at a duty free shop after being refused entry to a first-class lounge. London's Metropolitan Police said officers were called to "reports of a disturbance involving 30 people in a business lounge" at Terminal 1 of the busy airport on Wednesday. When police told the group that they would not be allowed to board their flight, "a number of the group became abusive and pushed officers," a spokeswoman said on the force's customary condition of anonymity. Six men were arrested on charges of violent disorder and affray and spent the night at London police stations. Police did not name the men, but said all were U.S. citizens in their 30s. Seven officers received cuts, bruises and other minor injuries, the force said. Snoop Dogg — real name Calvin Broadus, 34 — had been due to perform in Johannesburg, South Africa, on Thursday. A former associate of Los Angeles gang the Crips, Snoop Dogg built his early career on recordings offering gritty details of gang life. Wednesday, April 19, 2006 ( 11:51 AM ) So I've compiled a list of my favoritest music videos of all time. Basically, you can sum their styles up as artsy-fartsy slow motion, artsy-fartsy fast motion, narrative, funny, random, or hair band slow motion tour footage. You're better off using IE to view the links. I couldn't find the last two online so I've provided links to the DVDs that you can buy them on. So buy them and watch them and prepare to be amazed: Sigur Ros - Hoppipolla M83 - Teen Angst Orbital - The Box Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps Blink 182 - Adam's Song Stars - Ageless Beauty Mates of State - Goods (Jonathan Yi & Sam Goetz Version) The Shins - New Slang Experimental Aircraft - The Pod Jimmy Eat World - If You Don't, Don't (Apache Version) Suicide Machines - Sometimes I Don't Mind Warrant - Heaven Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home Low - Over the Ocean Wax - Southern California Wednesday, April 12, 2006 ( 11:59 AM ) I fell asleep last Saturday Underneath polluted skies I walked alone in those Jersey nights And I saw the boardwalk start to fall The emptiness starts to drown The quiet corners of this town Late last night I made my plans It was the only thing I felt I could do Said goodbye to my best friend Sometimes there's no one left to tell you the truth This is my all time low Somehow it feels so familiar Somehow it seems so familiar I feel like letting go And every second that goes by I'm screaming out for second tries Said goodbye to my best friend Sometimes there's no one left to tell you the truth If you won't forgive me the rest of my life Let me apologize while I'm still alive I know it's time to face all of my past mistakes I've got to live with them the rest of my life This is the mess I've made These are the words I can't erase This is my life support shutting down For the final time And it swings like a blade And kills me for the rest of my life If you won't forgive me the rest of my life Let me apologize while I'm still alive I know it's time to face all of my past mistakes It's gonna kill me for the rest of my life - Less Than Jake Saturday, April 8, 2006 ( 01:30 AM ) I think this may be the cutest of Cute Overload. Thursday, April 6, 2006 ( 12:04 AM ) Well, this is just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. EVER. And believe me, I've heard some weird shit in my day. From this article about the new immigration bill: "Illegal immigrants in the United States less than five years but more than two would be required to go to a border point of entry, briefly leave and then be readmitted to the United States." (emphasis added) Wha? Wednesday, April 5, 2006 ( 12:36 AM ) From the Onion: Goddamn Findings Fail To Support Researcher's Hypothesis LANCASTER, CA - Test data on superconductivity in aligned-crystal bismuth-mercury ceramics failed to support physicist Charles Antonini's carefully-fucking-conceived hypothesis, he told the journal Nature yesterday. "It seems the goddamn math is correct, so I obviously must not have taken other motherfucking factors into account," said Antonini, who had dedicated the past nine years of his life to "solving the cunt of an obstacle to miniature supercomputers." An unexpurgated account of Antonini's studies in cryomatrix crystallography will be published in the journal Cock-Sucking Science.