IT HARDLY MATTERS Back to Main Index Browse the Archives	Sunday, February 27, 2005 ( 05:00 PM ) Today is the second Sunday in a row that I've taken a 3-hour nap in the middle of the day. Our nephew Ethan was in the room playing and making a general ruckus and I managed to sleep through it. Day of rest, indeed! Friday, February 25, 2005 ( 12:05 PM ) I couldn't care less about the whole Yankees vs. Red Sox thing, but this is pretty classic. Thursday, February 24, 2005 ( 09:11 AM ) Well this is just plain wrong. She's like 90, you perv!! Wednesday, February 23, 2005 ( 11:39 PM ) To be shot out of a cannon. Now that's just awesome. Tuesday, February 22, 2005 ( 08:54 PM ) Best Bumper Sticker of the Day: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. Man I love Austin. Tuesday, February 15, 2005 ( 08:42 AM ) Now, I'm usually all for unconventional titles for TV shows or movies. But this one is just lame. Sunday, February 13, 2005 ( 04:52 PM ) Happy birthday Meggin! Can't say anyone can complain about the weather today. This is the kind of southern life I'm talkin' about! Wednesday, February 9, 2005 ( 02:09 PM ) On Superbowl Sunday my friend Nicole B. told me to get a TiVo! We were in Pasadena, not Santa Monica. From the Onion: 'Get TiVo' Friend's Solution To Everything SANTA MONICA, CA—According to waiter and aspiring writer Ian Shortridge, his friend Dan Stavers has only one piece of advice: "Get TiVo." "You could program a Season Pass so that you never miss the business report," Stavers said, after Shortridge complained that he couldn't get a mortgage. "I'm telling you, TiVo will change your life. Hey, I was right about the iPod, wasn't I?" Since purchasing a digital-video recorder in 2002, Stavers has urged Shortridge to buy one so he can "spend more time writing instead of sitting through all those commercials," "tape some fitness shows and find out how to get in shape," and "catch some funny movies" to help him get over his father's death. Wednesday, February 2, 2005 ( 11:46 AM ) Won't someone please save Cody?? CODY!!!