It Hardly Matters

Ronnie Darnell Bell, 30, was arrested in Dallas in February 1998 and charged with attempting to rob the Federal Reserve Bank. (In the 1995 movie “Die Hard With a Vengeance,” knocking off the New York Fed required a small army of men and truckloads of weapons.) According to police, Bell was initially confused because there are no tellers, and so handed a security guard his note, reading, “This is a bank robbery of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank, of Dallas, Texas, give me all the money. Thank you, Ronnie Darnell Bell.” The guard pushed a silent alarm while an oblivious Bell chatted amiably, revealing that only minutes earlier he had tried to rob a Postal Service office, but that, “They threw me out.” [Dallas Morning News, 2-27-98]

Like Tears in Rain (Lego Version)

Jeff — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:17:24 +0000

In Preparation for the New Star Trek Movie

Jeff — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:16:19 +0000

Classic.

William Shatner SNL skit Get A Life 1986-12-20
by efly2020

Outer Space

Jeff — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:13:04 +0000

The Killer

Jeff — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:04:12 +0000

I think we’re lost, don’t worry
I’ve been here before
I’m sure I thought I knew the way
Out of here yesterday
Dove cuesto, mi dolce?
Your driver called, it’s time to go
Your driver’s waiting for you

And I caught a fever, a holy fire
‘Til I was crawling on the ceiling
Come out of your hole
I know you know
You know I know
I wanna go

Such a pretty thing, I’ve never seen
Someone so perfectly deceive
I loved her smile
And her beguiling way with me
She smelled exciting, I wanted some
Your drivers’ gone like everybody

And that’s why I need ya
To catch on fire
I want you to burn me til I feel it
I know you know which way to go
I want you to show me
So I can steal it
Where should we go?
Where should we go?
I know you know that I’m
Gonna need it
I know you know which way to go
I know you know
I wanna go

- The Twilight Singers

A Totally New Year

Jeff — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:09:08 +0000

You tattoo the failures on,
On to your length of arm
They may run wrist to shoulder blade
Whether my badges of
Honor you lost in love
Savin’ the tale of the child that failed for another day
This will be a totally new year

Don’t let the pouring rain
Temper your day-by-day
Don’t let the bones the closet may hold
Get in the way
After a long dark night
Bathe in the morning light
Then take your return
The lesson you learned
You’ll get it right

This is where we begin
Feels like an ending
Say it with no pretense
I’m tired of pretending
You know that life won’t wait
You’ll have to make your move
The choices you make, every awful mistake
Will try to define you
This will be a totally new year

- Matt Pryor